The High Ground: A Star Wars Story

The High Ground: A Star Wars Story is a fanon created by myself, Brokenkeyboardmonkey. I'm not going to make a detailed description. Go ahead and get going on this meme-filled, delicious experience. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.

Chapter 1 - The Force Is Strong With This One
Some time BBY, Ewan McGregor manifested himself as Obi-Wan Kenobi in the Star Wars universe. Since Phantom Menace is where his story began, he was fully grown at age 1, with a cleanly shaven face, delicious facial oils to butter his features, and most important of all, the High Ground. Anyhow, him and his master's journeys took them to Naboo, where they almost got run over by a double meat Separatist land whale, until a Gungan named Jar Jar Binks saved them. Little did they know, he was one of the most powerful Sith lords in existence. Don't worry, this isn't even relevant to the plot until later.

As the valiant Jedi made their way to the capital city, they found themselves in quite the predicament. Droids surrounded them at every angle, their blasters ready to fire.

"Master Jinn, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?", the young Obi-Wan asked, his untapped potential waiting to be unleashed.

Qui-Gon ignited his lightsaber, giving Obi-Wan a menacing glare. Turns out, he was just looking at a droid that was about to fire its blaster because he isn't Anakin and this isn't the movie where younglings get killed. They furiously combatted the army, slicing them down one by one. Despite his vast skill, Qui-Gon eventually got tired, leaving Obi-Wan to fend for himself. Luckily, he had the High Ground on his side.